(Malaysia Toady)-Monday, 26 October 2009 15:49
Posted by : RPK
I am very pleased to read the ‘open letter’ from my old friend Megat and thought I would respond with an open letter of my own. Yes, Megat and I go back a long way indeed, to 1963 to be exact. The last time we met was in Tengku Razaleigh’s house in 2007.
NO HOLDS BARRED
(Raja Petra Kamarudin)
Dear Megat, it’s been a long time since I have heard from you. It is certainly nice to hear from you again. I missed you at Tengku Razaleigh’s Hari Raya open house last year because I had to spend not only Hari Raya but also my birthday in Kamunting. And this year I had to spend Hari Raya, as people say, on the run.
But I am not actually running as such, Megat. I wish I was though because, as you can see from this photograph of me with the two Mongolian girls, I have put on quite a bit of weight. Sigh…the good food and cigars are certainly talking its toll on my figure. But let me tell you, Megat, this does not keep the Mongolian girls away one bit, as you would be very pleased to know.
Hey, why don’t you go see Najib and tell him that he and Razak had to share one while I have two all to my own. That should piss him off. No, maybe tell Rosmah instead and then add ‘no wonder Malaysians just love Mongolians’. That should get her panties all twisted into knots.
I can see that you are very frustrated that the longer I remain underground the longer it will take to kick Najib out. However, as I have told Tengku Razaleigh’s boys so many times, Megat, we can only do so much. Tengku Razaleigh has to also do his part and get the nominations. Even if we do manage to bring Najib down it would be Muhyiddin and not Tengku Razaleigh who takes over if he can’t even get two nominations.
Back in 2004, Bul said he can get 60 nominations. Tengku Razaleigh ended up getting just one. Even that can’t be regarded as one but more like half since his own Wanita Bahagian did not nominate him. Then, in 2008, they again said they can get 60 nominations but, yet again, he ended up with only one.
So you see, Megat, what can we do if Tengku Razaleigh’s boys can’t deliver the promised nominations? Therefore, it really does not matter whether I walk into Kamunting or not. It will still not help Tengku Razaleigh become Prime Minister if his own boys are not doing their job. So I hope you do not start thinking that I have turned my back on Tengku Razaleigh.
I know you are keen for me to go to court so that my criminal defamation trial can proceed. Lokman and Nijhar also said exactly the same thing. Actually, my other trial, the sedition trial, is ongoing and far advanced compared to the criminal defamation, which has not even started yet. Why does no one talk about that trial?
Anyway, I doubt that even if the Colonel comes to court to testify that he was the one who informed me about what happened the night of Altantuya’s murder that would be strong enough to bring Najib down. Even Megat Junid and many others were involved in murder but that did not bring them down. I know Bul is hoping that the criminal defamation trial would proceed so that he can line up the witnesses to testify. I seriously doubt that this would be good enough for Najib to fall and for Tengku Razaleigh to take over. Furthermore, it could be Muhyiddin instead who takes over if Najib falls.
I know you are puzzled as to how I can support myself underground. Well, let me assure you of one thing. It is not Najib who is supporting me in an attempt to keep me away so that the truth will not surface. It is in fact the other way around. I am underground so that I can dig up more dirt and shit.
We all felt that if I sit in Kamunting this would not achieve anything. We have to look at what we can gain for the action we take. And we all felt that if I continue to remain free where I could dig up more dirt and shit then this would be better for the cause.
And that is why I am not in Kamunting -- not because I am scared of Kamunting as you suggested. Just see what I have been able to do over the last one year while out of Kamunting. And we have lots more to come, Megat. I am completing my parts 2, parts 3, and so on, for the Carpetman cum Bagman cum Toyboy cum when Rosmah wants him to cum story. I hope to release the story soon. Now that is really going to get Rosmah’s panties all twisted into knots.
Anyway, take care, Megat, and do try to cut down on the booze and girls. You may not want to admit it but age is certainly catching up on us. And see you in Putrajaya when we march in to form the new government. I am really looking forward to that day, which may not be that long away.
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1. written by batsman, October 26, 2009 16:05:55
Heeheehee! RPK's in Mongolia! What Najib sows, RPK reaps double! heheheehee. This is a good day for laughing...
2. written by fireduck, October 26, 2009 16:54:06
This is real classic Pete. With one piece he gets to whack Megat so many times. With this one piece he has already put Megat in the 'other' camp. Now Najib's boys will keep an eye on him. Yet, as we all know, Pete also pointed out that Muhiyiddin is all ready to pounce on any opportunity to stab Najib in the back, just like he so deftly did so to that sleepyhead.
And of course, that last paragraph ... another whack on Megat's holier-than-thou ways. Pete can go anywhere in the world and I'm sure friends (and even strangers) will gladly offer him assistance without hesitation.
3. written by malgal, October 26, 2009 15:57:48
u see i always thought you are in ulan bator where the steppes are downy and fine. horse riding and all manner of sports non? marina looks lovely as always in the yurt tent. may the good weather be with you. say hi to gengiz's lovely brood altho i read somewhere they can really wreak bloodthirty revenge on those who ailed them. don't worry about the tummy, it becomes you.
4. written by Kopi37, October 26, 2009 17:48:08
Pete,
You really made everyone man here "stand" jealous you know! See where your left hand had rested, though I am as handsome and macho, I couldn't even have a minute chance of such close body contact with such pretty girls, let alone the intimacy of having to hold the fitness waists of two sisters of Altantuya! You said it right, Najis must be very jealous, he had to share blanket with his aide and you are being shared by two Mongolian fur blankets!
I must say Bravo to Mdm Marina of her understanding not to twist your ears into knots but still allowed you to pose with the beauties with all your organs undistorted! This probably in tandem with what you had just written, big head with broad thinking! Not like the religious bigots, upon close to the sexy girls with V-cuts, their brothers will be agitated and tomorrow, they will set law to ban V-cuts, just like they are banning condom!
So now your 'big brother' received your message loud and clear! His reverse psychology tactic had failed miserably and his anus is now stuck with your BIC pen and i guess he will be jumping with hee-haw the whole night long, even a barrel of whisky will not be enough to pacify his senses of pain, in his anus!
This is how cheap a so-called close friend can be. This Megat bozo needed no further elaboration, sure we know that he's another flip-flop hypocritical Moslem who would only bring shame to his almighty God! A character of cheaper stuff than the condom! Tan sri some more?! ...alamak! smilies/cool.gif
5. written by Bigdawg, October 27, 2009 04:45:28
BTW Pete, while you're frolicking with these 2 chicks in the bunker in Gobi desert,
please don't forget to pay attention to precise aiming of those micro mini space missiles.
Satellite missile control is no child's play, and we don't want to be C4ed and obliterated together with those piggishly things in Putrid Jaya.
Say, you did not trade away MT2day to the Mongolians for those Chinese-made micro mini space missiles, did you ? We badly need MT2day; it's the only free broadcast station in May'sia.
6. written by Ghifarix, October 27, 2009 07:35:01
Oh Goshhhh! Megat Junid kill people too? Maha Phaoun said he prefer Megat though he was not a smart fella but because he'd do anything Maha command.
What booze- You telling us that Tan Sri Megat drinks? This the guys that will do anything for our "Mayau" unity? Tan Sri eh? got the booze in the Palace tak???!
7. written by vox populi, October 26, 2009 20:53:26
How naive, even stupid, can this Megat get! Maybe the booze and girls have something to do with it. And he sits shits on the boards of those high-sounding institutions (no wonder their KPIs are rock bottom)!!!
RPK can survive very well anywhere thanks to his legions of supporters and millions of Malaysians who count on him. Just one word and the contributions will come pouring in.
Anyway, Megat, you don't have to worry about RPK because he is well looked after by Aminah Altantunya=Saaribu Altantunya=Mongolian Government.
The best part of the 7-course dinner our dear RPK served Megat was the desert:
" And see you in Putrajaya when we march in to form the new government. I am really looking forward to that day, which may not be that long away."
RPK,I do hope you really meant what you said. After many an article where you sounded rather pessimistic about PR marching to Putrajaya, it was most reassuring.
Thanks and keep out of harm's way.
8.written by bakas, October 26, 2009 20:18:43
I was reading the Star which was published today. I was actually anticipating RPK to answer his friend, and voila! it came true. What I cannot understand is, if he claims to be a friend of RPK, he would have understand the need for RPK to "run away" so to speak, from the law, until I read it carefully. Read paragraph 2, his role is as 'Malaysian Anti Corruption Commission' (short MACC) advisory committee member. Now this is the same MACC that caused Teoh Beng Hock to 'miraculously' jump off the building, and the same MACC that uses selective persecution in their investigation. Pray tell me, how is he going to make his promise good, when he cannot ensure MACC function with transparency and accountability? He said "people will make noise if there is injustice", but look at Beng Hock! "Public opinion will protect him and ensure he gets a fair trial?". Well, that is if he ever gets to the trial, you cheeky monkey!
RPK, are you sure this is the same Megat that you know? In Bolehland, it may look like him, sound like him, but is not him!
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